In times like this you must consult the Magic 8-Ball then do whatever it says.


This never happened when I played Playstation.


Here's a post by a creepy 40-year-old shut in who isn't allowed to live near schools.


This one too.


Yes, it's a normal part of any boy's life to have their friend blackmail them into sucking him off.


Jackass stole my idea.


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