When people want to criticize Something Awful they usually say, "That site sure is Something Awful!" Well our next forum sure is Bullshit! Heh, heh, eh...

Rape victims, just harden the hell up and have that bastard rape child!


If it's a moral wrong I don't want to be moral right!


481 million women can't be wrong!


I prefer not to wear condoms.


Because they'll get it back in return. Duh.


I don't think you know what a haiku is, bro.

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