Sounds like "dragsnick" is doing very well.

Voted "Calm down its just Bagpipes man!"

Aw jeez, I read the first line and thought it was going to be a somewhat normal story.

If there's a brand of diapers called "My Life is a Meaningless Lie" you should probably get those.

His power level... It's incredible!

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