With a name like "dude696969692003" you can be sure he knows what he's talking about.

I've won the internet!

Spend 300 dollars for a gay Italian man to rub his hands through your hair.

I liked this movie when it was called Sleepless in Seattle.

I can't believe you said that!

But she's not American...

I've actually seen this film and it's really good. I was surprised I enjoyed it so much considering this stupid bitch enjoys it as well.

First the bath houses of San Francisco, then the world!

More The Weekend Web

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Pardon Our Dust

    Pardon Our Dust

    Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.

  • DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG

    DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG

    Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind

Copyright ©2023 Jeffrey "of" YOSPOS & Something Awful