If you post more than twice and you aren't getting any replies, then take it as a sign and stop posting.

I knew a kid who wrote emails to Dominque Moceanu in notepad and wondered why he never got a reply.

Is it from Star Wars?

The Weekend at Bernie's movies are really the low point of American cinema. No joke here folks. Just telling it like it is.

I hope he terminates the state debt goddamnitt.

I have a headache.

Yeah E! will be all over it.

The Lion King?


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