Maybe they decided to focus on someone in the school more pathetic than you.
That's some Harrina Potter shit.
Oh no not hacker attacks!
Lord Drago can only get laid on the astral plane.
Those attempts, sadly, have been unsuccessful.
Gay Nazis who love everybody are a small but growing segment of the population.
Damn, you guys are persecuted more than blacks! If only Martin Luther King Jr. was a goth.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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