Maybe they decided to focus on someone in the school more pathetic than you.

That's some Harrina Potter shit.

Oh no not hacker attacks!

Lord Drago can only get laid on the astral plane.

Those attempts, sadly, have been unsuccessful.

Gay Nazis who love everybody are a small but growing segment of the population.

Damn, you guys are persecuted more than blacks! If only Martin Luther King Jr. was a goth.

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