The idea behind Topix is simple. Some guy creates a web site with a crapload of subforums covering virtually every subject under the sun, and hopes that the retards posting in these millions of forums generates enough Google Ad clicks to make a decent return on his 5 dollar investment. Half spambots, half moron, the Topix demographic is wide and varied. On this stage we call the Internet a human drama plays out. Watch as they post, love, and lose, and grow old together.
"Hey, do you have the time?" "DON'T YOU REALIZE THERE ARE SOLDIERS DYING IN IRAQ RIGHT NOW THERE IS NO TIME FOR THE TIME THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DISCUSS RIGHT NOW?!?!?!" "Oh uhm, I was just asking what time it is." "TIME TO IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT."
Her parents don't say anything because they don't want their daughter to run away with your old ass and make the situation worse but they are dying a little bit inside every day.
Uh, it was covered in the first chapter. Reread the ninja handbook you dummy!
I think we found out why Al Gore's energy bill is so high!
You know you've really pleasured your woman if all her joints lock up and she is paralyzed for three days.
Fast religion and low prices. Muslim, get yours today.
Well, he seems to be doing a lot more taking these days.
The Asian penis is smaller but more economical and efficient!
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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