That's what we're trying to prove with this column, my friend.
I love to roleplay that I'm scaring someone on the Internet.
You better be sorry!
Sometimes the Yoshi cock is just too much even for these people.
Hahaha I love the line, "he took four anti-Parkinson disease pills, and your only suppose take one even if you did have it."
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Damn, these guys are more strict than the tin pot moderators at Something Awful!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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