Poll: What's worse, rubbing salt or urine in a wound made by Red XIII's erection???
Okay, fine, but just stay inside okay?
The ULTIMATE FETISH
Wasn't he heterosexual in the game anyway?
Oh I can't wait.
Presenting the "Welp" image for this week. Welp.
These guys love to make exceptions for their fictional character boyfriends as if the characters would want to do these things to them.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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