Oh come on. Everybody has raped "Vampire Archimiel's" girlfriend.

"KCJester07" grew up sucking dick for cocaine. Of course, that's just my opinion.

How long until he realizes you can't open photos of American currency in photoshop?

Chop off your testicles so that you may never reproduce again.

Be sure to sit on the edge of a tall bridge when you are watching it.

It's only incest if the balls touch.

The first thing you did wrong was go into Wal Mart. Stop doing that and your life will be a lot easier.

Oh dear. Not one of these guys.

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