People who imitate Jeff K are the bottom of the barrel on the internet. He's probably the funniest god damn person who ever wrote for a web site, you are not.
Please log off the internet forever.
He wasn't able to get off a dragon punch.
I once saw a ghost but it was only grandpa.
I use a computer.
The Dave Chapelle show is the best thing on television right now.
I wish this post was for real.
He grew up to be a fatty.
I'm sticking a twisty-tie in my ear.
Thank you and goodnight.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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