Big Boys Balloons, submitted by Jay. Ahum…

Welcome to Big Boys Balloons, owned and operated by the BALLOONGUY as a service to fellow balloon fetishists and balloon lovers as a source for big,unusual, and hard to find balloons. Many of these balloons are imported or obtained from a variety of volume distributors, to be resold here individually, direct to the balloon fancier. Some are even exclusive to Big Boys Balloons. Serving as a 'one stop' source of giant and hard to find balloons, Big Boys Balloons invites you to browse through the areas listed to the left, and keep checking this site for further additions and improvements to the catalog. Your comments and suggestions are appreciated and invited.

And with that I bring you the finest example of online retailing I have ever seen. Every inch of this professional website oozes quality and user friendliness, which is rare and uncommon amongst balloon fetish product sites. Why I would indeed say, even under oath, that this site is the Amazon.com of giant balloon retail sites! Unfortunately that doesn't even remotely justify its existence. The good news is that while this site lacks crazy ramblings and so on and so fourth, it features quite possibly the most extensive collection of gay men in wrestling tights modeling the latest balloons anywhere on the Internet. Normally I'd gasp at such a notion and proclaim my disgust with a triumphant cry of "well, I never!" I have nothing against gay men, mind you, but this site is just hilarious looking. But then that's probably because these are comically gay men.

Yes, comically gay men.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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