Aerosol Operation Crimes and Coverup, submitted by Clifford. More shocking evidence that the government is spraying Cheez-Wiz into the air and controlling our minds and body! I once saw a jet go through some clouds and it left a trail so I think what I saw was the jet dropping some dangerous chemicals on our houses that will make us shop at Wal-Mart and wear velcro shoes. Do not be deceived any longer!HOLY SHIT!
Oh my god, while I was writing this a jet just flew above me and I can kinda see a trail and now I'm super thirsty! What can this mean? Am I infected now, or was it just these pretzels I am consuming? This is far from over!
Donald Trump is constantly being compared to infamous political figures and villains from movies. Finally, the correct comparison is here.
Now that Bob Dylan has won the Nobel Prize in literature, hopefully these other great musicians will win the award in the future.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.