Aerosol Operation Crimes and Coverup, submitted by Clifford. More shocking evidence that the government is spraying Cheez-Wiz into the air and controlling our minds and body! I once saw a jet go through some clouds and it left a trail so I think what I saw was the jet dropping some dangerous chemicals on our houses that will make us shop at Wal-Mart and wear velcro shoes. Do not be deceived any longer!HOLY SHIT!
Oh my god, while I was writing this a jet just flew above me and I can kinda see a trail and now I'm super thirsty! What can this mean? Am I infected now, or was it just these pretzels I am consuming? This is far from over!
A broadcasting legend pleads with the world of the living.
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