Aerosol Operation Crimes and Coverup, submitted by Clifford. More shocking evidence that the government is spraying Cheez-Wiz into the air and controlling our minds and body! I once saw a jet go through some clouds and it left a trail so I think what I saw was the jet dropping some dangerous chemicals on our houses that will make us shop at Wal-Mart and wear velcro shoes. Do not be deceived any longer!HOLY SHIT!
Oh my god, while I was writing this a jet just flew above me and I can kinda see a trail and now I'm super thirsty! What can this mean? Am I infected now, or was it just these pretzels I am consuming? This is far from over!
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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