Hey Goku, which Super Saiyan level grants you the power of being able to change the battery in your fucking smoke detector?
Also, this video is conclusive proof that anytime anyone who happens to be black posts anything on Youtube, the comments section turns into an impromptu Klan rally. Observe:
"Go eat some fried chicken nigger."
-LoveFist911"I second the I hate niggers thing. Your all dumb niggers, get hung."-LeVaughnX
"i hate niggers"
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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