They say sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. I say sometimes a picture says more than War and Peace, The Bible, the collected works of Shakespeare, Twain, Dickens, and the entire library of Congress combined:
That does it for this week! If any of you are actually still alive after that fun little drinking game we played, and would like to submit a video when you finally sober up (which ironically should be just in time for the next AwfulVision), you can send that shit here.
Also, I'm a terrible and lazy bastard and hardly ever update our AwfulVision Youtube page (my lack of time to devote to it probably stems from me spending 1 day writing AwfulVision and the next 2 weeks in the shower crying as I try to scrub the stink of Youtube off of myself).
There is some good news, however! Youtuber "SomethingAwfulYT" has made good on histhreatpromise to upload the videos you see here on AwfulVision. This is a huge help to me since I can't be assed to do it myself. You can subscribe to his page here and watch as much awful (and Something Awful) shit as you want!
See you jerks next time!
Our new drone will follow behind you in an extremely friendly manner and capture 4K video of your adventures, your friends, your time in the bathroom, and your heartbeat as you sleep.
IMDB user lists can be used to rank film buffs' favorite movies and creators. 90% of these lists have names like "My Harem" and "Far East Pleasures Karma Sutra Women of Beauty"
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!