They say sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. I say sometimes a picture says more than War and Peace, The Bible, the collected works of Shakespeare, Twain, Dickens, and the entire library of Congress combined:
That does it for this week! If any of you are actually still alive after that fun little drinking game we played, and would like to submit a video when you finally sober up (which ironically should be just in time for the next AwfulVision), you can send that shit here.
Also, I'm a terrible and lazy bastard and hardly ever update our AwfulVision Youtube page (my lack of time to devote to it probably stems from me spending 1 day writing AwfulVision and the next 2 weeks in the shower crying as I try to scrub the stink of Youtube off of myself).
There is some good news, however! Youtuber "SomethingAwfulYT" has made good on histhreatpromise to upload the videos you see here on AwfulVision. This is a huge help to me since I can't be assed to do it myself. You can subscribe to his page here and watch as much awful (and Something Awful) shit as you want!
See you jerks next time!
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!