They say sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. I say sometimes a picture says more than War and Peace, The Bible, the collected works of Shakespeare, Twain, Dickens, and the entire library of Congress combined:
That does it for this week! If any of you are actually still alive after that fun little drinking game we played, and would like to submit a video when you finally sober up (which ironically should be just in time for the next AwfulVision), you can send that shit here.
Also, I'm a terrible and lazy bastard and hardly ever update our AwfulVision Youtube page (my lack of time to devote to it probably stems from me spending 1 day writing AwfulVision and the next 2 weeks in the shower crying as I try to scrub the stink of Youtube off of myself).
There is some good news, however! Youtuber "SomethingAwfulYT" has made good on histhreatpromise to upload the videos you see here on AwfulVision. This is a huge help to me since I can't be assed to do it myself. You can subscribe to his page here and watch as much awful (and Something Awful) shit as you want!
See you jerks next time!
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
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