They say sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. I say sometimes a picture says more than War and Peace, The Bible, the collected works of Shakespeare, Twain, Dickens, and the entire library of Congress combined:
That does it for this week! If any of you are actually still alive after that fun little drinking game we played, and would like to submit a video when you finally sober up (which ironically should be just in time for the next AwfulVision), you can send that shit here.
Also, I'm a terrible and lazy bastard and hardly ever update our AwfulVision Youtube page (my lack of time to devote to it probably stems from me spending 1 day writing AwfulVision and the next 2 weeks in the shower crying as I try to scrub the stink of Youtube off of myself).
There is some good news, however! Youtuber "SomethingAwfulYT" has made good on histhreatpromise to upload the videos you see here on AwfulVision. This is a huge help to me since I can't be assed to do it myself. You can subscribe to his page here and watch as much awful (and Something Awful) shit as you want!
See you jerks next time!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!