Alright, Awfulketeers! Get out those score cards and pay attention because it's drinking game time and this video has it all!
Take a sip every time you notice:
Take a gulp when you see:
Down the bottle when:
Welp, now that my entire audience is dead from alcohol poisoning, I guess I can say whatever I want.
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