Words of Duty
"Don't let them do anything that takes you off the bridge of the Enterprise because while you're there, you can make a difference."
-Capt. James T. Kirk to Capt. Jean-Luc Picard
Son, I admire your gumption and I can see that you truly love Jesus with all your heart, but if you'd read your Bible a little more closely you'll recall it says that British people are not worthy of the Redeeming Blood of our Lord Christ for anyone that benefits from a socialized health care system is not fit to sit at the right hand of God the Father. My eternal condolences and say hello to Hitler and John F. Kennedy in hell for me while you're burning there for all eternity. Hallelujah!
"Father Abraham? Lol!! I love this song, Me and my "mom" and my sisters and brothers will be driving to a soccer game, and we will do this dance in the car! its scaryy she does the break on Left foot!!"-JezusSavez13
"hahaha avery i dont mean to say that u looks like a clown but seriously kids has always a special place in my heart and hahahaha u always makes me smile in ur videos blessings avery and keep on...this video is soooooooo nice ...:P"
"better to fight on the side of the Lord, than die on the other side. I was in the U.S. Army and am a Royal Ranger leader training more SOLDIERS OF GOD for the Lord. Always have fun. ppl think that Christians cannot have fun but this just goes to prove them wrong. ty brother for sharing."
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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