Submitted by Patrick
This guy is like an Asian Robert Goulet. An alive, Asian Robert Goulet.
~*~rip bob it waznt ur time 2 go see u at tha crossroads luv u alwayzz~*~
That about raps it up for another laugh-packed edition of AwfulVision! Big ups to everyone who sent in videos this week and further ruined my life. I hate myself more than any of you will ever know.
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There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
SUPPRESSIVE DOG is overburdened with body thetans and refuses to cooperate with my attempts to audit him. I have no choice but to disconnect from him and adopt a better dog. 555-1294
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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