Submitted by Patrick
This guy is like an Asian Robert Goulet. An alive, Asian Robert Goulet.
~*~rip bob it waznt ur time 2 go see u at tha crossroads luv u alwayzz~*~
That about raps it up for another laugh-packed edition of AwfulVision! Big ups to everyone who sent in videos this week and further ruined my life. I hate myself more than any of you will ever know.
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See you jerks next time!
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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