Submitted by Patrick
This guy is like an Asian Robert Goulet. An alive, Asian Robert Goulet.
~*~rip bob it waznt ur time 2 go see u at tha crossroads luv u alwayzz~*~
That about raps it up for another laugh-packed edition of AwfulVision! Big ups to everyone who sent in videos this week and further ruined my life. I hate myself more than any of you will ever know.
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See you jerks next time!
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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