Submitted by Patrick
This guy is like an Asian Robert Goulet. An alive, Asian Robert Goulet.
~*~rip bob it waznt ur time 2 go see u at tha crossroads luv u alwayzz~*~
That about raps it up for another laugh-packed edition of AwfulVision! Big ups to everyone who sent in videos this week and further ruined my life. I hate myself more than any of you will ever know.
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See you jerks next time!
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