Submitted by KJ
Take note, loyal readers! If and when watching these terrible videos becomes too much for me to bear and I finally blow my brains out, this is the exact sort of memorial I want: trailer trash lip syncing to a Twiztid song while holding a hatchet. Please ensure that one of the two rappers is fat and that the other one looks like a NASCAR enthusiast (if his name is Ricky or Darryl, all the better).
I know hiring such talented individuals may be expensive, so to cut back on costs, feel free to skimp on the location shots. Perhaps the local landfill and my grandmother's yard? Just a few ideas to help you get started!
You might want to get cracking on my tribute because after watching this abortion, I feel I am not long for this world.
"There's some deeper concepts in this video than from what some ppl actually believe.
our voices suck btw its bad enuff we had to take their video, why fuck up there song?
these w.i.c.k.e.d. videos we're just a minor project too work onÿ til max got out of jail. the funny thing is we started this a few weeks before our homeboy passed away. but now we're gettin ready for bigger and better shit."
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!