This little bit of aversion therapy is a good start, but if we're going to do anything to stem the tide of the fat nerd epidemic in America, he'll need to make videos for Mt. Dew, Funyuns, Slim Jims, Count Chocula, anime and those computer cases that have transparent sides to show off your wicked sick motherboard.
"Now I know how Alex Delarge felt in "A Clockwork Orange"ÿ when they used the Ludovico technique and destroyed his ability to love Beethoven.
I'll never be able to eat another Ch...Ch-urrrrgh...Ch-arrrrgh.. .*gack!*..."seasoned, extruded corn-meal snack food" again."
"After watching this I resolved never to eat cheetos again, not even theÿ puffy kind."
"that was fuckin gay bitch you fuck to many things next time you fuck a cowÿ ass hole"
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!