Submitted by Miles J. and Dan H.
ay yo what it do this ya boi mc whiteass christian lettin u know that if a nigga front huggin when a nigga not married the bible say he goin 2 hell bc that shit is straight sinful god aint havin that accidental genital touching w/ 4 layerz of fabric in between holla now if ull excuse me a nigga is gonna go pop tha glock & blast on a fool that dont be agreein that tha world 6000 year$ old peace
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