Submitted by SamuraiFooches
But soft! What light through yonder mobile home breaks! It is the east, and DeLinda is the sun! Arise fair sun, and kill the envious juggahos who are already sick with grief that thou, her ninjette, art far more down with the clown than they.
Do not go gentle into that high school shop class,
A down-ass ninja should burn and rave at start of Sophomore year;
Rage, rage against the dying of your chances of losing your virginity.
Faygo, Faygo everywhere and all my clothes did stink.
Faygo, Faygo everywhere nor any drop to drink.
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