I hate "tweens" like an AIDS patient hates the common cold

Submitted by Anonymous

If I was king of the universe, I would make people age directly from 7 years old to 25 years old. Coincidentally, there would also be 100% less bullshit like this if I were king of the universe.

Also, I would have a pony.

A magical pony.

Critics Corner

"OK. lol
What was that "dope?"
3 drugs in 1!
Cannabis (or Marijuana to you Kool-Aid drinkers), is actually a plant that's been on Earth for thousands of years. Completelyÿ harmless.
Cocaine (Crack, opium) is pretty much shit. Don't do it often.
And fucking LSD! DO IT FAGGOT! "

-WilliamTheFloydian

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URGE 2 KILLÿ RISING "

-azitiz

"....i now want toÿ commit suicied.... "

-attackthebarn

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