Submitted by Anonymous
If I was king of the universe, I would make people age directly from 7 years old to 25 years old. Coincidentally, there would also be 100% less bullshit like this if I were king of the universe.
Also, I would have a pony.
A magical pony.
What was that "dope?"
3 drugs in 1!
Cannabis (or Marijuana to you Kool-Aid drinkers), is actually a plant that's been on Earth for thousands of years. Completelyÿ harmless.
Cocaine (Crack, opium) is pretty much shit. Don't do it often.
And fucking LSD! DO IT FAGGOT! "
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URGE 2 KILLÿ RISING "
"....i now want toÿ commit suicied.... "
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