Submitted by Brian Cooper
"Better to reign in hell than serve in Heaven. Plus that's probably where Slayer is going and those guys totally rock. m/ m/ gonna be a total 24/7 kegger up in that bitch"
That about does it for another action-packed week of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone who submitted videos. Just kidding. I hate each and every one of you for subjecting me to this shit on a bi-weekly basis. If you'd like to become a target of my impotent rage, submit a terrible video right here!
See you jerks next time!
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!