Submitted by Alexandre B.
That hum you hear isn't from her shitty mic, it's from matter falling into her event horizon.
"Why is this baboon talking out of itsÿ asshole? "
"MANÿ THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!" (she hates it when people post this so make sure you guys dont post this ok)
"OMG! it's a book... so wat if ppl don't like it...? I didn't like it... coz actually if yooh read it enough times yooh mite actually see tht its pretty crap... There is no story line... It just sounds like a copy of some other story...
Oh nd btw, vampires don't exist... neither does Renesmee, soÿ grow up, nd go read anuva book, a much better book, nd Stephanie Meyer is not a genius, so wat she wrote a few books, her new one, The Host is crap as well, its like Twilight, but with aliens, boring!"
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Once again I'm stuck with a useless egg man statue and nobody to tend to my robust physical and emotional needs. Worst of all, the egg man didn't even come with a stool. I have to share my recliner and bed with him, and he is not sensitive to my needs at all.
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