Submitted by Alexandre B.
That hum you hear isn't from her shitty mic, it's from matter falling into her event horizon.
"Why is this baboon talking out of itsÿ asshole? "
"MANÿ THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!" (she hates it when people post this so make sure you guys dont post this ok)
"OMG! it's a book... so wat if ppl don't like it...? I didn't like it... coz actually if yooh read it enough times yooh mite actually see tht its pretty crap... There is no story line... It just sounds like a copy of some other story...
Oh nd btw, vampires don't exist... neither does Renesmee, soÿ grow up, nd go read anuva book, a much better book, nd Stephanie Meyer is not a genius, so wat she wrote a few books, her new one, The Host is crap as well, its like Twilight, but with aliens, boring!"
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
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