Submitted by Mike
I think we can safely say that anyone who spends hours filming their dog shitting all over the place, and then hours editing together a video about it is pretty much a complete fucking failure in every way imaginable and should kindly fuck off forever and ever amen.
"Why?? Why would you video your dog pooping??"
"you eat his/her pupu ? omfg sick shit"
"nothing like a takeing a video of a dog takeing a shit"
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