Submitted by Roscow
Hell yes, Tenola. You eat those eggs. You just eat the hell out of those eggs and don't let anyone stop you.
That does it for another wild/crazy week of AwfulVision! Big ups to all you assholes who continue to make my life a hollow and empty shell devoid of any meaning. If it wasn't for you and the videos you send in, I would be a much happier man. If you'd like to join these brave internet crusaders in contributing to the ruination of my fucking life, send a video right here.
See you jerks next time!
"This must be some kind of internet thing or summat."
"throw up the eggs now"
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!