How To Eat Eggs

Submitted by Roscow

Hell yes, Tenola. You eat those eggs. You just eat the hell out of those eggs and don't let anyone stop you.

That does it for another wild/crazy week of AwfulVision! Big ups to all you assholes who continue to make my life a hollow and empty shell devoid of any meaning. If it wasn't for you and the videos you send in, I would be a much happier man. If you'd like to join these brave internet crusaders in contributing to the ruination of my fucking life, send a video right here.

See you jerks next time!

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