Submitted by Kyle
It is a great idea to let your developmentally disabled 7 year old son post VLOGs on YouTube and whoever let him do this deserves a "World's Greatest Mom" coffee mug filled with bird shit.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT!!!!?!?!?!ohmy god, DO YOU HONESTLY THINK WE CARE IF YOU LIKE THE GAME?
you are just a stupid kid, and i hate your soul
just honestly, just die.
i mean what the hell is this 5 minute respond to a good video its like, "hey yeah you just watched a funny and entertaining video, well im here to keep the balance by posting the greatest shit ever to dawn upon youtube"
wow, i hate you"
"flag this as spam. this was a waste of my life. it took away exacly 643 brain cells."
"Go away, kid"
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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