Submitted by Jordon S.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six Nerf bullets or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this nerd horseshit I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Nerf Maverick, the most powerful foam-based weapon in the world for children ages 8 and up, and would send you straight to Gre'Thor faster than you can spit, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, otaku!?
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!