Hide under the blanket. That always works against monsters.
Hop the fence, surely the monsters aren't spry enough to follow!
Throw the mouse and see if the dog will fetch!
Befriend the animals.
Bond with the animals by building a snowman/decoy.
Climb the rocks
Speak to the dog in the language of its people, tell it you would like to form an alliance.
Praise the beasts.
Befriend your animal saviours.
Tempt mouse, the brains of this operation, with packing peanuts.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.