Hide under the blanket. That always works against monsters.
Hop the fence, surely the monsters aren't spry enough to follow!
Throw the mouse and see if the dog will fetch!
Befriend the animals.
Bond with the animals by building a snowman/decoy.
Climb the rocks
Speak to the dog in the language of its people, tell it you would like to form an alliance.
Praise the beasts.
Befriend your animal saviours.
Tempt mouse, the brains of this operation, with packing peanuts.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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