gadZeusHide under the blanket. That always works against monsters.
Sir Prancelot
Hop the fence, surely the monsters aren't spry enough to follow!
Adiabatic
Throw the mouse and see if the dog will fetch!
Talorat
Befriend the animals.
Jack MacAskill
Bond with the animals by building a snowman/decoy.
Spider Helidon
Climb the rocks
Gaspy Conana
Gobblecoque
Speak to the dog in the language of its people, tell it you would like to form an alliance.
Jack MacAskill
Praise the beasts.
VodeAndreas
Befriend your animal saviours.
somepartsareme
Tempt mouse, the brains of this operation, with packing peanuts.
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