gadZeusHide under the blanket. That always works against monsters.
Sir Prancelot
Hop the fence, surely the monsters aren't spry enough to follow!
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Throw the mouse and see if the dog will fetch!
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Befriend the animals.
Jack MacAskill
Bond with the animals by building a snowman/decoy.
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Climb the rocks
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Speak to the dog in the language of its people, tell it you would like to form an alliance.
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Praise the beasts.
VodeAndreas
Befriend your animal saviours.
somepartsareme
Tempt mouse, the brains of this operation, with packing peanuts.
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