gadZeus

Hide under the blanket. That always works against monsters.

Sir Prancelot

Hop the fence, surely the monsters aren't spry enough to follow!

Adiabatic

Throw the mouse and see if the dog will fetch!

Talorat

Befriend the animals.

Jack MacAskill

Bond with the animals by building a snowman/decoy.

Spider Helidon

Climb the rocks

Gaspy Conana



Gobblecoque

Speak to the dog in the language of its people, tell it you would like to form an alliance.

Jack MacAskill

Praise the beasts.

VodeAndreas

Befriend your animal saviours.

somepartsareme

Tempt mouse, the brains of this operation, with packing peanuts.


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