Give the dog and the mouse a bath, they're probably filthy with zombie blood.
flip the hardhat over and put it in the water with the mouse, send him to sail to his destiny!
The Ferret King
We should go back and get one of those caskets. Drag it out and use it as a boat.
And that's where we leave our boy adventurer! Stay tuned to his quest on the SA Forums; Gaspy Conana says he's working on a cool interactive surprise for the "big climactic ending"!
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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