Command Ant

Give the dog and the mouse a bath, they're probably filthy with zombie blood.

Bull Fireman

flip the hardhat over and put it in the water with the mouse, send him to sail to his destiny!

The Ferret King

We should go back and get one of those caskets. Drag it out and use it as a boat.

Gaspy Conana


And that's where we leave our boy adventurer! Stay tuned to his quest on the SA Forums; Gaspy Conana says he's working on a cool interactive surprise for the "big climactic ending"!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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