Throw a hot coal at those eyes.
Say "Hello!" and politely wave.
Rub the packing peanuts together! It might scare the monster away!
EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS!
Retreat with kidney beans into secret place, observe mysterious eyeballs from safety.
Put packing peanuts in fire.
Deeply inhale toxic smoke.
Do a song and dance number from a famous Broadway musical.
Befriend/seduce the creature.
Throw scalding beans into its face then bludgeon with empty pot until it stops moving
Put the pot on its head and see what it does
Fold the note into a paper hat and put it on the creatures head.
Roll the note into a tube, use it like a blowgun to shoot the packing peanuts at the beast.
Surveillance. See if it goes for the beans.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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