Gaspy Conana



Swillkitsch

Throw a hot coal at those eyes.

Icesler

Say "Hello!" and politely wave.

Glasgow Kiss

Rub the packing peanuts together! It might scare the monster away!

Schizotek

EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS!

toby

Retreat with kidney beans into secret place, observe mysterious eyeballs from safety.

Cryptic Edge

Put packing peanuts in fire.

Deeply inhale toxic smoke.

Admiral Bosch

HIDE

Gaspy Conana

Admiral Bosch

CONTINUE HIDING

Jon Joe

Do a song and dance number from a famous Broadway musical.

Jack MacAskill

Befriend/seduce the creature.

WonkyEye

Throw scalding beans into its face then bludgeon with empty pot until it stops moving

Holy Calamity!

Put the pot on its head and see what it does

The Donut

Fold the note into a paper hat and put it on the creatures head.

Bold Robot

Roll the note into a tube, use it like a blowgun to shoot the packing peanuts at the beast.

toby

Surveillance. See if it goes for the beans.

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