Bo-Pepper

Point and laugh at the clumsy creature.

Bold Robot

Feed it beans to gain its trust.

Command Ant

Steal its hat, place it on top of your own.

Inpossible

Lay down on your stomach in front of it, so that it doesn't feel embarrassed.

Lemoncake Pizzaroll

Hug it. Perhaps its father left too and it is alone in the world like us.

Theglavwen

Put the beans down within reach of it, and see if it eats them. If it does, you've made a friend, AND gotten rid of those beans without leaving any evidence to upset your dad.

Mr. Crane

See if he needs help getting back up, manners first.

Gaspy Conana


Viridiant

Let's talk to it about our problems.

Radio Help

Replace rotting teeth with packing peanuts

Command Ant

Drag it over to the bed and commence nursing it back to health.

LLCoolJD

This creature probably has an exotic digestion. Feed it the packing peanuts and see what happens.

Frog Assassin

You guys are crazy, this may be the only chance we ever get to pour hot beans on a zombie and you're letting it slip through our collective fingers.

Gaspy Conana

Three-Phase

Hit it WITH YOUR FIST and KILL IT, then DRINK ITS BLOOD and then KILL ITS BLOOD.

Jon Joe

Perform "Thriller."

Jack MacAskill

Befriend/seduce the second creature.

Gaspy Conana

Munsun

Swing from chandelier that suddenly appears from stalagmite, exiting the room in style.

Viridiant

Write a letter to Dad telling him off for leaving a kid alone when there are zombies around and then put on the pot on your head and start ramming the zombies with your potted head.

Jack MacAskill

Enchant the creatures with a beguiling dance!

Clockwork Beast!

Fool them by zombieing off in the same direction they are. Maybe there will be clues!

StopShootingMe

Run out of the cave. Yoink the blanket off the bed on the way past.

Gaspy Conana




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