Shimmy around that cliff face and into cave #2
Fashion the rope and the bedroll into a parachute and gracefully float down to the dog and mouse.
Use the rope as a leash and bring the dog with you.
Make a leash for yourself out of the rope and present it to Dog and Mouse for they are superior beings than you.
Collect the hard hat from the construction-worker zombie. It might have a mining light on it that you can use to explore deeper into the cave.
Climb down, make friends with dog, check zombies for goods, and continue following father's footsteps
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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