iSheep

Shimmy around that cliff face and into cave #2

Gaspy Conana

Command Ant

Fashion the rope and the bedroll into a parachute and gracefully float down to the dog and mouse.

RadioPassive

Use the rope as a leash and bring the dog with you.

Icesler

Make a leash for yourself out of the rope and present it to Dog and Mouse for they are superior beings than you.

davestones

Collect the hard hat from the construction-worker zombie. It might have a mining light on it that you can use to explore deeper into the cave.

toby

Climb down, make friends with dog, check zombies for goods, and continue following father's footsteps

Gaspy Conana

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