Shimmy around that cliff face and into cave #2
Fashion the rope and the bedroll into a parachute and gracefully float down to the dog and mouse.
Use the rope as a leash and bring the dog with you.
Make a leash for yourself out of the rope and present it to Dog and Mouse for they are superior beings than you.
Collect the hard hat from the construction-worker zombie. It might have a mining light on it that you can use to explore deeper into the cave.
Climb down, make friends with dog, check zombies for goods, and continue following father's footsteps
Hey, friends! Steve Mnuchin is taking a trip to the money. Let's go with him!
Those NFL players have really stuck their knees in it this time!
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