hey not to sound like a noob or anything but how do you throw away the cereal? i want to get rid of it because im pretty sure its responsible for my nightmares but it keeps coming back
According to the General Mills FAQ page:
Pin the box to a willow tree by a silver spike.
I can verify this works but don't do it with any willow tree you own or have a sentimental attachment to. The tree in my backyard is growing really weird leaves now. They're, like, strings of tiny little circles or something? I tried taking the box down but it started screaming.
Yeah should have mentioned DO NOT PULL OUT THE SPIKE. EVER.
It will only make things worse.
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