Back in 2000, I went to see Blue Man Group. Several acquaintances assured me this show would change my life. I guess some people have lower life-changing thresholds than others, and my life remained largely unaltered by slapstick pantomime and Gallagher-esque food spew. But no raincoats required for this week's theme, in which SA Forum Goons spotlight not the Twinkie-splattering performance-art troupe but instead this random sports fan.
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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