Back in 2000, I went to see Blue Man Group. Several acquaintances assured me this show would change my life. I guess some people have lower life-changing thresholds than others, and my life remained largely unaltered by slapstick pantomime and Gallagher-esque food spew. But no raincoats required for this week's theme, in which SA Forum Goons spotlight not the Twinkie-splattering performance-art troupe but instead this random sports fan.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.