Back in 2000, I went to see Blue Man Group. Several acquaintances assured me this show would change my life. I guess some people have lower life-changing thresholds than others, and my life remained largely unaltered by slapstick pantomime and Gallagher-esque food spew. But no raincoats required for this week's theme, in which SA Forum Goons spotlight not the Twinkie-splattering performance-art troupe but instead this random sports fan.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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