Back in 2000, I went to see Blue Man Group. Several acquaintances assured me this show would change my life. I guess some people have lower life-changing thresholds than others, and my life remained largely unaltered by slapstick pantomime and Gallagher-esque food spew. But no raincoats required for this week's theme, in which SA Forum Goons spotlight not the Twinkie-splattering performance-art troupe but instead this random sports fan.


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