Back in 2000, I went to see Blue Man Group. Several acquaintances assured me this show would change my life. I guess some people have lower life-changing thresholds than others, and my life remained largely unaltered by slapstick pantomime and Gallagher-esque food spew. But no raincoats required for this week's theme, in which SA Forum Goons spotlight not the Twinkie-splattering performance-art troupe but instead this random sports fan.
Good day. We are Hester and Karl, and we are something rare. We are a couple ... of Stock Photo Lifestylists! Lifestylers? We lead a Stock Photo Lifestyle.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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