Bonzi Buddy attacks you close to home!
"Apriori" shows the terror of Bonzi bussy quoting famous movie lines. DAMN YOU BONZI BUDDY!
"Arken" knows that if those dumb voters in Florida had had Bonzi Buddy to help them that the election of 2000 would have run smoothly and without any troubles. Of course, we might have a different president now if that had been the case.
"Arsenal" wants your help killing bugs and Bonzi Buddy:
"Basicsafty" has a sick and twisted mind.
If you see "Cooter" on the street, be sure to laugh at him for wasting his money.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.