Bonzi Buddy attacks you close to home!

"Apriori" shows the terror of Bonzi bussy quoting famous movie lines. DAMN YOU BONZI BUDDY!

"Arken" knows that if those dumb voters in Florida had had Bonzi Buddy to help them that the election of 2000 would have run smoothly and without any troubles. Of course, we might have a different president now if that had been the case.

"Arsenal" wants your help killing bugs and Bonzi Buddy:

"Basicsafty" has a sick and twisted mind.

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