Last week's Goldmine featured people eating pet food. Pets already eat pet food, so that wouldn't make for much of a follow-up. However, the pets showcased here have something in common with people eating pet food (other than pet-food-eating) -- they look ridiculous! Here's a collection that some might call 'YOUTUBE RECOMMENDED PUPPY VIDEO saccharine bullshit,' and that non-idiots might call cool pics of SA Goon pets to share with friends!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.