Last week's Goldmine featured people eating pet food. Pets already eat pet food, so that wouldn't make for much of a follow-up. However, the pets showcased here have something in common with people eating pet food (other than pet-food-eating) -- they look ridiculous! Here's a collection that some might call 'YOUTUBE RECOMMENDED PUPPY VIDEO saccharine bullshit,' and that non-idiots might call cool pics of SA Goon pets to share with friends!
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.