Stoat Box posted:

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: LillianV

LillianV: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

You: hello

LillianV: Hello!

You: i am shogo kawazaki

LillianV: How can I help you?

You: please call me shogo.

LillianV: Hello!

You: my english is not so good please forgave me

LillianV: Okay Shogo, what can I Help you with?

LillianV: It's fine

You: please i want know the rules for forcing girl marry in japan

LillianV: Hang on

You: thank you lillianv you are what we call in japan a su-pu-ru gi-rl-u

You: i forget tell you

LillianV: Thanks for searching ChaCha!

You: girl forced marry is white immigrant american

You: is that much change situation

LillianV: links still apply

LillianV: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!

LillianV: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.


level 31 photocopier posted:

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: AnnaH

AnnaH: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

You: TRICK OR TREAT ANNAH

AnnaH: Trick or treat to you too

You: no thats wrong

You: you have to say

You: DO YOU HAVE A JOKES?

You: JOKE?

AnnaH: What would you like to know about trick or treat

You: well

You: i just wanted to stop at this house because the light was on and i want some candy

You: i am dressed as mr.t

You: hello can you help me find candy?

AnnaH: LOL, Do you want to buy candy or just find pictures of candy

You: well I don't want to buy it and what good would a picture do?

You: I need some to eat

You: it's why I said TRICK OR TREAT

You: here is my song

You: trick or treat smell my feet

You: give me something good to eat

You: if you dont i dont care

You: i'll pull down your underwear

AnnaH: WhI am sorry I cannot help you with that.

You: wh

AnnaH: Sorry...typo

You: why did you leave your porch light on

You: if you didnt have candy

AnnaH: My porch light is not on... is there something I can research for you?

You: CANDY.

You: thats it im getting mom.

You: mom says i need to search for pictures s

You: so i dunno gimme a picture of george washington

You: that will shut her up

AnnaH: OK

You: crap dads home and hes pissed.

You: Thanks, I'm done.

Status: Session ended.


Explosm posted:

Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: AmanS AmanS: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. AmanS: hi AmanS: how are you doing You: Hi, I'm looking for a search engine that allows you to find things with the help of a guide. AmanS: yes this is ithe site You: Oh, cool. Thanks. AmanS: I will be helping you with your search You: That was it. AmanS: so how do you find it You: With your help. Thank you. AmanS: I am sorry didnt get you,can i help you find something


HatfulOfHollow posted:

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: BarbaraB

BarbaraB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

You: hello brabarab!

BarbaraB: HI! What can I find you today?

You: i need information about bank robberies

BarbaraB: general info?

You: yes

You: but also some more specific stuff

BarbaraB: Like what?

You: like great bank robberies or robberies in general

You: where the criminals got away

You: oh thats a good link

You: but is there any more speciic information about any of those particular robberies?

You: yes! bank robberies unsolved!

You: that's amazing

BarbaraB: Can I find anything else for you?

You: how about robberies of bank robberies gone wrong?

You: err links for robberies gone wrong

BarbaraB: sure, one moment

You: like remember that one in california a few years ago where the guys had body armor on and got killed?

You: i need more info about things like that.

You: oh wow, that last link is awesome

You: it even goes into the details of what the peeople did when they robbed the banks

BarbaraB: Interesting....

You: this is all great info

You: oh man!

You: i like that last one. philly's greatest bank robbery

BarbaraB: Can I find anything else for you?

You: yeah, actually

BarbaraB: Let me have it......

You: can you find me the addresses of banks in philadelphia.

BarbaraB: LOL

You: no, really.

BarbaraB: No really, LOL.

You: i'm just trying to learn through other peoples mistakes

BarbaraB: Can I find anything else for you?

You: nope that's it!

BarbaraB: Thanks for searching ChaCha!

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