You: i am looking for ways to get cancer
You: like causes
KareemaF: Good day. Let me see what I can locate for you/ One moment please
You: i know there is smoking and stuff
You: but i have been smoking for many years and still do not have it
You: i need something faster
You: like, would i get cancer right away if i ate a tumor from someone else?
You: also, if you could tell me where i might acquire a tumor that might be helpful
KareemaF: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: hmm, that site seems to be focused on prevention
You: i need to get cancer right away
You: it is the only way my doctor will provide the sweet sweet morphine that i crave
KareemaF: Can I find anything else for you?
You: yes please
You: where can i acquire a cancerous tumor? i still want to try my idea
KareemaF: Thanks for searching ChaCha!
KareemaF: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CrystinaL
CrystinaL: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
CrystinaL: How are you?
You: I am trying to rap.
You: Otherwise, good.
CrystinaL: lol- hows it going?
CrystinaL: fabulous thank you!
You: Anyways, on the bus, we have 'rap battles'
You: And I am trying to win.
You: But I need to bring some fresh rhymes, ya dig?
CrystinaL: i dig
You: Nobdy can rhyme off my name, Pandigga.
CrystinaL: k give me a word you want to ryme or do you want me to try your name?
You: Try and rhyme my name
You: It's pronounced pan-digga
CrystinaL: hey thats how I would have said it
CrystinaL: k, just sec
CrystinaL: try that site, let me know if it works, it wont let me ryhme
You: No it won't let me either
CrystinaL: k sorry bout that, try the next one, I will delet the first
CrystinaL: theres a third, let me know how those work out while I continue searching
You: number 2 is alright, but those are whack rhymes
You: I need something tight.
CrystinaL: oh I hate whack rhymes
CrystinaL: let me see if I can find you something tight
You: The third is pretty good, but I wanna know if I can get a longer list
CrystinaL: still searching for you
You: Welp, my posse is here
You: So I have to head out thanks for the help
You: Keep it fresh
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