Spoondick
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: do you like christian music?
You: trick question, nobody really likes christian music
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Shoft Madder
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: We have detected illegal file-sharing software running on your computer
Stranger: hi
You: Please stay connected while we trace your IP
You: ...10%...
You: ...20%...
You: ...30%...
Stranger: eeer
You: ...40%...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Operator
You:
hi
Stranger: hello there
Stranger: how are you today?
You: good
You: what about you?
Stranger: fine. just woke up
You: nice
You: where are you?
Stranger: finland. and you?
You: I'm right outside your house
You: could you open the curtains please?
Stranger: we don't even have curtains :P
You: blinds?
Stranger: yep
You: oh
You: I'm outside the wrong god damn house again
Stranger:
Your conversational partner has disconnected
.


Safety Shaun
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: oh god im not so good at computers how did i get here
Stranger: haaahhhh!
Stranger: youre joking?
You: is my internet working?
Stranger: are u serious.. where are you from?
You: hold on doing a netstat
You: right got your IP, scanning for vulns
Stranger: exuseme
Stranger: ???
Stranger: whaat
You: hahaa holy shit you aren't running an up to date firewall
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



– Vera "Viconia" Lynn

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