Despite checking out a couple Pokemon-themed updates in the past few years, I still don't know that much about the creatures. I know the plural of "Pokemon" is "Pokemon," because I checked to make sure of that -- using the correct plural form is very important to me! Also, apparently they drool a lot, like a cat who ate bad leafs! I learned this latest bit when CapCityGoofBall encouraged the SA Forum Goons to draw irregular Pokemon specimen. These monster clearly suffered a form of generation loss during their evolution. Now let's get it started in here!

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