When I was 16, my girlfriend at the time was an extremely hot girl who went by Abe. She was pretty innocent, but was quite fond of - well - fondling. She was over at my house, and my dad wasn't going to be in for a few hours, so we popped in a movie (non-porn; Conan the Barbarian) and cuddled on the bed.
Well, cuddling quickly turned to mak
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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