When I was 16, my girlfriend at the time was an extremely hot girl who went by Abe. She was pretty innocent, but was quite fond of - well - fondling. She was over at my house, and my dad wasn't going to be in for a few hours, so we popped in a movie (non-porn; Conan the Barbarian) and cuddled on the bed.
Well, cuddling quickly turned to mak
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