Call Me Abey
No Such Thing
Thanks to JeffreyAtW and all the SA Goons who actually posted these jokes on their pages; and even to the Goons who posted a screenshot of the preview screen because they were squeamish about alienating friends and family; and especially to any Goons who had to use Photoshop to craft fictional FB personas to make their fake posts because they "don't do the whole social-media thing."
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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