Call Me Abey
No Such Thing
Thanks to JeffreyAtW and all the SA Goons who actually posted these jokes on their pages; and even to the Goons who posted a screenshot of the preview screen because they were squeamish about alienating friends and family; and especially to any Goons who had to use Photoshop to craft fictional FB personas to make their fake posts because they "don't do the whole social-media thing."
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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