Unfortunately, I couldn't stay in fantasy land forever. After all, there were animes to get in order.
At first, my photographer and I were worried on how to approach people for photographs. Wasn't a problem - apparently I was cosplaying as a Fruits Basket.
Love? War? Justice? What appears to be an anime pogo stick? All were in abundance in this symposium of today's greatest thinkers & doers.
Words fail to express how uncomfortable I was at Fanime. This picture however, does.
I've been snacking on it since about 4:30pm, and have it down to two bananas, a bit of pineapple and the grapes (I don't like grapes). There wasn't a really funny way to show eating a hat made of fruit, but I did document it and I've nearly eaten the entire fucking thing and want to die of fruit poisoning.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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