If all had gone as planned, people might still be regaling each other with tales from FOX-Mas 2009, "the one and only Christmas-themed furry convention." Unfortunately, the organizers ran into some snags, namely "the Something Awful write-up and their representation of what furries are." The SA Forum Goons have decided to take another shot at representing what furries are, this time depicting them artistically! And cry not for the FOX-mas furries, because they still gathered 36 strong to drink blueberry vodka and dance to dubstep in a carpeted garage!
The Worst Unicorn
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.