If all had gone as planned, people might still be regaling each other with tales from FOX-Mas 2009, "the one and only Christmas-themed furry convention." Unfortunately, the organizers ran into some snags, namely "the Something Awful write-up and their representation of what furries are." The SA Forum Goons have decided to take another shot at representing what furries are, this time depicting them artistically! And cry not for the FOX-mas furries, because they still gathered 36 strong to drink blueberry vodka and dance to dubstep in a carpeted garage!
The Worst Unicorn
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.