If all had gone as planned, people might still be regaling each other with tales from FOX-Mas 2009, "the one and only Christmas-themed furry convention." Unfortunately, the organizers ran into some snags, namely "the Something Awful write-up and their representation of what furries are." The SA Forum Goons have decided to take another shot at representing what furries are, this time depicting them artistically! And cry not for the FOX-mas furries, because they still gathered 36 strong to drink blueberry vodka and dance to dubstep in a carpeted garage!
The Worst Unicorn
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.