If all had gone as planned, people might still be regaling each other with tales from FOX-Mas 2009, "the one and only Christmas-themed furry convention." Unfortunately, the organizers ran into some snags, namely "the Something Awful write-up and their representation of what furries are." The SA Forum Goons have decided to take another shot at representing what furries are, this time depicting them artistically! And cry not for the FOX-mas furries, because they still gathered 36 strong to drink blueberry vodka and dance to dubstep in a carpeted garage!
The Worst Unicorn
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.