If all had gone as planned, people might still be regaling each other with tales from FOX-Mas 2009, "the one and only Christmas-themed furry convention." Unfortunately, the organizers ran into some snags, namely "the Something Awful write-up and their representation of what furries are." The SA Forum Goons have decided to take another shot at representing what furries are, this time depicting them artistically! And cry not for the FOX-mas furries, because they still gathered 36 strong to drink blueberry vodka and dance to dubstep in a carpeted garage!
The Worst Unicorn
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.