650+ creatures populate the Pokemon universe, which is enough to keep straight without SA Forums members muddying the waters with non-canonical characters. Using a fusion engine, the Goons created hundreds of new Pokemon. Enjoy them for novelty purposes, but just know they will never be embraced by true collectors, according to my trusted source on everything.

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