Please enjoy this image of a metal dog walker, no relation to Lukesky.
Using "Domo arigato, Mr Roboto" as the caption for this image would probably be the wittiest thing every found in the cesspool of failed puns and penis jokes that is the Comedy Goldmine.
The artist has perfectly captured the essence of the average drunk here, complete with the puddle of piss seeping from the pants-leg.
Here is a model of a football player shoplifting.
Sometimes even gun-toting metal figures stop to contemplate the horror they are unleashing on the world every time they open fire on an unsuspecting gang of paperclips.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
You've heard of #BlackLivesMatter and #AllLivesMatter, but the ancient voice of a mountain offers us the hardest truth of all: #NoLivesMatter. And also some opinions about immigrants.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.