This cruel, racist creation of a stereotypical English chap is no less offensive than carving a swastika into the forehead of a black Jew.

Here we have a typical classroom scene which will be recognizable to very few people reading this, without the constant humiliation and feelings of inadequacy that were inherent with your average school day.

Check out this crazy Cthulu creature with tentacles and wings and toes the size of footlong hotdogs.

Are these two characters dancers or wrestlers grappling each other in a tightly matched contest for a state championship? The bold text in this caption removes any ambiguity.

Here we see a classic battle for the ages, David versus Goliath, coming soon to a UFC pay-per-view.

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