Captured here: The magical moment of a proposal when two lovers realize they will be together forever. Not seen: 30 years of emotional agony and torture.


Pyramid Head is a traditional staple of the Comedy Goldmine, along with references to the cube from Portal and general disappointment.


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These three characters represent see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil, one of the funniest Richard Pryor/Gene Wilder comedies of all time.


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