Captured here: The magical moment of a proposal when two lovers realize they will be together forever. Not seen: 30 years of emotional agony and torture.
Pyramid Head is a traditional staple of the Comedy Goldmine, along with references to the cube from Portal and general disappointment.
It's a metal figure riding a metal horse and there is absolutely no comedic comment, reference, pun or joke I could possibly use here as a caption. Please continue onto the next image and enjoy the rest of the article.
Pretend I didn't use the "blown away" gag for the kite image so I can use it for this saxophone player.
These three characters represent see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil, one of the funniest Richard Pryor/Gene Wilder comedies of all time.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.